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A Shaving Ad

June 5, 1986


little tiny hairs
a'growing out my face
little tiny hairs
no pencil can erase
i pull on them
they don't come out
they make me want
to scream and shout
get me razor
lather up
cut'em off
zip zup!
cut me nose off
and me ears
guess its time
for another beer!

©1986 James (Gary) Geniesse

It should be noted that this quote was based largely on an old Bill Cosby bit.
Bill definitely deserves the credit on this one.


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