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Egads
Written January 1989 Appears on Out From Under The Covers Verse Chords: E-G-A-D-A
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I woke up this morning -- about eleven o'clock My breath crawled away and my mouth tasted like a sock There was a knock at the door -- drug me from my bed In some underwear 'cross the floor like I was dead. The woman from the party was there and she looked hot But she took a look at me and frowned, I guess I was not. Chorus: Egads - I said egads I would have said "shit" if it was together to be had. Egads - I said egads Why did she have to come now, I would have rather seen my dad. So I said "Good morning, how you doing, can I help you, baby, what's up?" She said "You left these at the party, so I picked them up." She held up my pants -- I did a double-take Oh what did I, what did I, what did I do in that state? She held up some underwear -- "I think you left these, too" Then I looked in the mirror -- I was wearing lady's underroos... |
Chorus: Egads - I said egads I would have said "shit" if it was together to be had. Egads - I said egads On second thought, I'm glad this girl wasn't my dad. So I gulped and invited her in while I became less bare She said "No, that's ok, I just dropped by for my underwear." I said "These are yours?" -- and she nodded her head She looked at me and laughed... "You don't remember the bed?" I said "Are you sure you don't want to come in and talk?" on a hunch "No, that's ok, my husband's expecting me for lunch." Chorus: Egads - I said egads I would have said "shit" if it was together to be had. Egads - I said egads She has a husband, probably kids I can't remember what I did Oh God, he's probably into guns I hope that we had lots of fun 'cause all I can say now is just egads! ©1989 James (Gary) Geniesse |
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